Cousins Cooking- a poem

Cousins Cooking. That’s what my cousins and I called it when we decided to cook for the whole day. It kind of worked, but on the video that my dad took, this is what you could see……….



First my cousin Isaiah
Demonstrating his flexible toes
Opening all of the cabinets,
And trying to pick his nose

Then my cousin Masha
The bravest one of us all
Walking around with the bacon grease
Trying not to let it fall

My cousin Rachel enters the scene
Grumpy as an awoken bear
“Why didn’t you wake me up?!”
Screamingly, she declares

My younger brother Steven
Is lying on the floor
He’s trying to roll some oranges
Through the kitchen door.

I stand there staring
Staying away from the bacon goo
But then I shrug my shoulders
And show that my toes are flexible too!

Chain Mail- 1

Chain mail can be kind of funny or just really stupid. This one is funny, but im too lazy to send it to anyone, so im just going to post it on my blog. tell me what you think!!


Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going.............
Type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line and forward to your friends... also, send it back to the person that sent it to you......lol
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a weirdo
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's friend's cousin's dad's sister's grandkid's ex-boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------a car
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a computer
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a phone
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motercycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner t able
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your backyard

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want
Green---------because I think that im crazy. or something
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because everyone thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward toyour friends.Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!I can't wait to see what you get stuck with!!!


(FYI, I yelled at a noodle riding a motorcycle because big bird said so, and he's my leader!!!!)

The Closet- Chapter 9

Chapter 9

Just as I thought that I could take no more, I was suddenly at the end of my journey. I was deposited ungracefully onto the floor. But when I tried to stand up and get my bearing, I tripped over my own feet and sank into the floor again. The floor was squishy! Every time that I tried to take a step, I sank into the floor. I wondered where I was.

When I finally looked up from my efforts to stand, I saw a sign that I hadn’t noticed before. It simply read PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE ENTRY ZONE IMMEDIETELY. Okay, I thought. That clears it up. I’m in the entry zone. Sure, but the entry to what? Then I saw the rest of the sign. OR YOU WILL BE FLATTEDED BY COMING ARRIVALS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A NICE DAY. I decided to move out of the way.

But before I could move very far, a horrible screeching echoed above me. Uh oh, I thought. That must be a new arrival! I redoubled my efforts, trying to make it to the other side of the room on time. But I was too late! With a terrifying thud, the thing squashed me into the sticky floor of that squishy room. I was either trapped or dead, and at this point, I didn’t really care which one it was anymore!

The Closet- Chapter 8

Chapter 8

What could be coming towards me? It seriously looked just like a giant pink fluffy marshmallow? But that couldn’t be true. Could it? I couldn’t understand……. But now it was closer and closer. I braced myself for the impact, but to my surprise, I didn’t feel a thing! It was like I had just slid into…….. jello. I expected myself to stop, but now I just kept going! I was going and going, completely surrounded by pink goo!!!

(at this point, please go back and read my Space Adventures Story, Parts 1 and 2 before reading any more. Thanks!)